“I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.”
“Sorry, I didn’t realize I was driving.”
“Wow, you must’ve been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!”
“You look just like my girlfriend’s deadbeat ex-husband.”
“If you have to ask if I’ve been drinking, I’m not going to tell you, dude.”
“If I’d known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!”
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