Pretty much every guy, no matter how manly, has been in a terrible situation. By terrible situation, I mean the situation in which your female companion has talked you into accompanying her shopping, also known as “Come carry my bags and agree to everything I say”.
As if this wasn’t terrible enough, there’s also that point during the day where she “allows” you to go look at clothes, and usually ONLY clothes, for yourself. This, however generous it may seem, is a trick. Oh, sure, you’ll get to enter a store and look around. You may even get to check out a shirt you like, but at some point soon after you enter, you’ll hear, “Oh, I think you’d be cute in this.”
Here’s the point where every guy has to make a choice that will dictate the rest of their day. Option #1 is usually the first thought that pops into your head, which is “How about you let me pick my clothes, and I’ll leave you to picking out niche clothes that Molly Weasley would wear.” Maybe it doesn’t go exactly like that, but let me give you a hint. That is never the correct option. Option #2, the option most guys in a long-standing relationship pick for the sake of their own happiness, is usually along the lines of: “Yes, that would be cool to wear. I’ll consider buying this.” The second option, while losing the battle, may win the war, and we all know we’d rather take home the championship than stay undefeated at home.
Now, here’s the deal. I’ve had females who were perfectly capable of seeing something and correctly analyzing that I would enjoy wearing this, but mostly, these women want you in what Patrick Dempsey* was wearing in his last film. So you probably are wondering, “Zac, you’re such a manly guy, but you’re also a genius when it comes to all things female. What should I do?”
First, thank you for noticing and complimenting my gifts. Secondly, conform to her will or duck and dodge. That’s my advice. You’re either going to accept that she wants to see you wear this purple scarf and pink fedora at least once and purchase them, or you’re going to make the even better decision and one of the most useful lines in a man’s arsenal, “Oh man, I’d love to purchase this, but I just really can’t afford it because of something special I need money for.” Hell, add a wink to it for a better effect.
“Why, Zac? Why should I say this? I desire nothing at this point in time.” Exactly. I’m sure you’re also really not desiring that $200 pink fedora either. It’s not about that. It’s about ducking and then committing to the dodge. I’m not saying to lie to your companion. I’m saying make a move and then buy her flowers and Starbucks later as a “surprise”. You’ll come out with two things every man should have: your pride and extra brownie points for your spontaneous gift. Hey, no one said dating was easy.
* Zac LaCombe does not wish ill will on Patrick Dempsey. He’s dreamy or something. We get it.
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