Hunter Jones

• Birthday: 4/11/80
• Height: 5’10”
• Weight: 137
• Measurements: 39/26/36
• Shoe Size: 8.5
• Hair Color: Blonde
• Ethnicity: Swedish/Polish/Austrian
• Country of Origin: United States
• Sign: Aries
• Hobbies: Dating, Writing and Writing about my Dating
• Assets: My brain and the 6lbs of silicone science blessed me with.
• Vices: Men, Wine and anything with peanut butter… Or Men covered in peanut butter feeding me wine.

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Interview

1. Where did you grow up?

Boring, OR It exists, Google that sh*t.

2. What do you feel is your biggest accomplishment?

I’ve owned 3 businesses and am starting 2 more, so on paper, those are
my accomplishments. But what I’m most proud of is my ability to
persevere when faced with obstacles and my drive to pursue my passions
regardless if anyone believes I can achieve them.

3. Philosophy on life?

When in doubt, don’t put out. 

4. Favorite actor, and why?

How about my favorite show instead? I love The Office and will quote
it regardless of the situation. I’m trying to figure out how I can fit
Dwight Schrute quotes into dirty talk in the bedroom.

5. One place you’d like to visit the most?

Since I live in Hollywood and only get to go home to see my family
about every 6 months, I’d like to visit Boring a lot more often. Geez,
I can’t believe I’m actually printing that in an interview. I’m drunk
right now… OK, I’m lying but let’s face it, Boring is boring.

6. Ever had your heart broken? How did you move on?

I’ve had my heart broken, pureed, shaken and baked until golden but
I’d never change a thing. Without the many douche bags that have
passed through my life, I would’ve never found my writing muse. To
move on from my repeated heart mutilation, I turn my misery into
everyone else write delights.

7. Most embarrassing moment?

I was crossing an extremely busy street at 2am and went to “hop” up
onto the curb to get out of way of traffic. Unfortunately my stiletto
caught in leg of my pants and pulled them down to my ankles. I wasn’t
wearing any panties, had not shaved my bikini line for far too long
and was standing directly in front of a hot pro-wakeboader not to
mention hundreds of people getting out of the nightclubs.

8. Most memorable moment?

One memory can’t trump another however I did get to watch a little kid
puke neon blue vomit in the middle of a date the other day. It was a
defining moment in our new crush as it showed me just how rad the guy
was that I was out with, because he watched and responded, “That……
was awesome!”

9. One thing that makes a man irresistible?

Sense of humor; I can’t be attracted to a man without it and he won’t
last long in my company if he can’t laugh and joke about everything.

10. Gift ideas for Valentine’s Day?

I despise this consumer-driven holiday and refuse to celebrate it. But
if it’s a gift for any time other than Venereal Day, I honestly
believe a sweet note or letter tucked in my purse or hidden somewhere
for me to find after he leaves is something better than money can ever
buy.

You can find out more about Hunter Jones and all her sex-scapades HERE