What’s Your Price? A Dating Website With a (Shallow) Twist
Most guys can win a first date with just their looks. Others will use a winning personality, a sense of humor or simple find something in common with the girl they want to date and start from there. Of…
An Apple A Day Keeps the ZocDoc Away
When I call my doctor’s office to schedule an appointment, I get an overwhelming urge to gouge my eyes out with something blunt and rusty while watching “The View” as a 300-pound Amazon woman repeatedly kicks me in the balls.…

































