Is Your Soul Rotting? Try Volunteering!

You’re an insensitive bastard. Everyone knows it. Small children know it. Little old ladies know it. Your very own mother knows it! That hottie in accounting (if there were such a creature) that you’ve been trying to bone…

An Apple A Day Keeps the ZocDoc Away

When I call my doctor’s office to schedule an appointment, I get an overwhelming urge to gouge my eyes out with something blunt and rusty while watching “The View” as a 300-pound Amazon woman repeatedly kicks me in the balls.…

Ready to Quit? 5 Ways to Avoid Giving Up!

Quitting is a disease. With the beginning of a new year comes the inevitable strategy to maintain a list of over-ambitious resolutions we’ve created for ourselves. Most of us won’t make it past a matter of weeks, and then we’ve…